Hello and welcome to our property. We have a beautiful home nestled on 2.5 Acres. we are in the final stages of our renovations and should be complete by May 2026. Adding a large separate gym and relaxation area. And relocating the kitchen downstairs adding an extra bedroom upstairs.
We are so excited and thank you for coming and staying and we hope to see you back again.
Please enjoy the Main house which consists of 6-7 bedrooms and 5full bathrooms, including a MIL suite with a cute Kitchenette. Access to the pool, outdoor dining area and Sauna and cold plunge as well as pickle ball court and small gym indoor) - while our bigger facility is under construction
WIFI NETWORKS:
Network: Logan1060
Password: palmtrees
Check-In:
Our check in time is 3PM
If we can we will accommodate early check in. We do not charge for this but cant guarantee is until we have confirmation from our cleaners that they are finished preparing the home for you. In some cases we will allow check ins while the cleaners are still working giving access to amenities and the cabana. We always do our best to accommodate all early check ins but please understand that our focus is making sure the property is beautiful and 100% ready so you can enjoy it.
Check Out
Check out time is 11AM
Please just toss the beds that you used leaving mattress protectors on and take the towels to the laundry. Make sure garbage is out in the main bin outside and that the grill has been cleaned if you used it. Stack and Run the dishwasher. Make sure that all the cushions are inside and nothing is left out if it rains.
If you have used any equipment such as pickle ball paddles etc please return them to the lockers or store them safely away from the elements.
Kids cars should also be stored under cover so the batteries don’t get wet.
HOUSE ACCESS
A key code will be sent to you on the morning of your arrival. Enter the code and turn the knob.
Parking. Please park on the gravel/dirt area to the right of the turning circle as you are looking at the house. Do not park on the gassed pavers out the front.
This and that :
GARBAGE COLLECTION:
Green bins - all trash
Yellow bin - recycling only
Sunday evening is the best time to take out the garbage for an early Monday collection.
Wednesday evening is garbage and recycling for a Thursday morning collection
Take garbage bins to road side close to road facing the street - don’t be afraid to pull it right up to the curb, they won’t take it if it is to far back.
BUGS AND CRITTERS
We routinely spray the property for bugs and critters. However if you do come across any critters please keep in mind that Southwest Florida is a sub tropical climate. To help prevent this keep the doors closed. There are extra sprays in the utility closet at the front entrance. No refund will be issued for a bug citing. We live in a wooded area it comes with the territory.
LITTLE ONES
*The house is not child proof please supervise your children at all times. Please also notify us iif you require, high chairs, crib, pack n play or anything else please let us know we have those things on hand.
We also have lots of kids toys, books and playground equipment. Parents must watch their children at all times while using the outdoor equipment.
CLEANING AND MAINTENANCE
*No daily cleaning service is provide. If you require extra cleaning we do have a cleaning crew and we can pass you their details upon request.
*We may have Maintenance crews come during your stay that will need access to the pool. Garden and possibly the house - pool Maintenance, lawn care, miscellaneous work. We will aim to give you as much notice as possible but they don’t always keep an exact schedule.
Lawn care is Mondays, Pools is once per week usually Saturday or Sunday (although he does not keep an exact schedule).
Water
*the property is on well water and septic. Please be mindful of only flushing toilet paper and drinking only from the filtered taps.
Full house generator:
In case of loss of power the house has a generator which will switch over automatically.
Laundry:
We have two laundry areas one in the MIL suite and one in the laundry area. Please note if you run the dryer simultaneously it will cause the fuse to trip. (Annoying I know it will come good as soon as the final stages of our renovations are complete may 2026
Ironing Board and Iron are in the master bedroom
AMENITIES
All amenities are used at your own risk. Please get clearance from your doctor before using the pool or sauna. Waivers are required to use the amenities. Especially the cold plunge and the sauna
POOL and Pool HEATING
The pool filter runs throughout the day and will switch on an off automatically. Please don’t tough or adjust any settings on the pool.
Pool heating is available please ask prior to your stay to have this switched on. Additional fees apply.
Cushions may be stacked under the covered lanai.
Please no glass by the pool
PETS
*This is a pet friendly property - a pet fee is also required $100 (one pet only) We have a crate and a pet bed available. Please don’t allow the pets to sleep on the furniture especially beds. Guests are responsible for any damage or extra mess created by your pet.
PARKING
The property has enough room to park at least 14 cars. Please note there is no undercover parking. We ask that guests please don’t park on the pavers with the fake grass through them or anywhere on the grass. Gravel/dirt or driveway only.
Important information/
instructions
MAIN HOUSE
Air con
Please keep the doors shut at all times to keep the home as cool as possible and to control the internal humidity. The thermostat is set to 75F during the summer days and 72 at night. If you do happen to change the temps please do not set below 68F or it could freeze the pipes and cause damage to the system. Downstairs each have individual remotes so they can be controlled separately.
The Kitchen,
Appliances:
We have a coffee machine Nespresso available in the house with pods available for your own use. Target sells pods for this machine in case you need more There is a French press and pour over in the cupboard in the back corner to the right of the sink.
Air fryer, Toaster, Microwave, blender, bake ware are all available for guest use.
Master Bedroom - King Bed
Extra sheets are available in the closet
Bathroom has towels in the linen closet on the left side closest to the bathroom entrance.
Storage is available in the first closet on the left.
Iron and ironing board are stored here
Extra towels plus beach towels are the closet
More beach towels are in the basket by the door to the pool
King Bedroom 2 - Blue room
There is no closet for guest use in here at this stage.
This bedroom has a private ensuite bathroom
As well as access to a shared balcony space
Queen Bedroom - Green Stripe room
Extra sheets are available in the closet
This room has access to a shared balcony
There is plenty of closet space
Bunk room room
Extra sheets are available in the closet.
Kids playroom
There is a Murphy bed queen size in this room. Please ask for this to be made up prior to your stay
MIL suite
King room - extra bedding is available in the dresser.
Plus bunk room lots of extra blankets are in the closet to the bunk room
Outdoor dining area.
The outdoor dining area is for guest use. There is a couch styled seated area plus a dining area. The pavilion is covered in fairy lights which are on the timer. To override the timer simply disconnect it from the time box or charge the setting to your desired times.
Cushions are stacked under the verandah area
Sauna - is located under the front stairs to the main house. It is usually covered over to prevent moisture and rain damage. It is a sunlighten m pulse. One thing to note if you press the pre heat button don’t hear the water’s crackling hold down the power button until it reboots
Cold plunge is on at 50F it’s located outside so it may get a few leaves in it from time to time. The water is changed frequently and treated with a low dose of chlorine to keep it clean. The water does run through an extensive filter system as well.
Animals we have 2 barn cats cocoa and buttons and any number of chickens. Please don’t enter the coop we will leave fresh eggs when they are available.
Château Relaxo — General House Rules
1. Registered Guests Only
Only guests listed on the reservation are permitted on the property at any time.
Visitors, day guests, or unregistered individuals are not allowed without prior written approval.
This is required for insurance, septic capacity, and safety compliance.
2. No Events or Gatherings
No parties, events, receptions, meetings, or group functions are permitted unless expressly authorized through a separate Event Agreement.
Reservations made through lodging platforms are for overnight accommodations only.
Unauthorized gatherings will result in:
Immediate termination of the reservation
Removal from the property
Additional fees and/or loss of deposit
3. Maximum Occupancy
The property may not be occupied by more than the number of guests approved at booking.
This limit is strictly enforced due to:
* Septic system capacity
Parking limitations
County regulations
Property infrastructure
4. Quiet Hours
Quiet hours are observed from 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM. (special events may differ)
Outdoor music, amplified sound, and loud activity must cease during this time out of respect for neighbors and local ordinances.
5. Parking
Parking is permitted only in designated areas.
No street parking, lawn parking, or vendor vehicles without approval.
Large vehicles, buses, or event-related parking must be pre-arranged.
6. Use of Outdoor Amenities
Guests use amenities (pool, cold plunge, sauna, gym, pickleball court, outdoor kitchen, etc.) at their own risk. Waivers are required and can be complete online here
Children must be supervised at all times. Children are not permitted in the Gym.
Ride on toys must be supervised by adults and safety equipment must be worn
No glass is permitted in pool areas.
7. Respect for the Property
This is a privately owned home, not a hotel. Please treat it accordingly.
Do not:
Move large furniture indoors or outdoors
Tamper with equipment or systems
Access locked storage areas or staff spaces
Use the property for commercial purposes without approval
8. Septic System Care
The home operates on a septic system.
Only toilet paper may be flushed. (even then if you can use trash bins this is appreciated)
Do NOT flush:
Wipes (even “flushable”)
Feminine products
Paper towels
Food waste
Grease or oils
Violation may result in service charges.
9. No Smoking Indoors
Smoking or vaping is not permitted inside the home.
Outdoor smoking is allowed only in designated areas and all waste must be properly disposed of.
10. Pets
Pets are permitted only if approved in advance and must be supervised at all times.
Guests are responsible for:
Cleaning up after pets
Preventing damage or disturbance
11. Safety & Liability
Guests assume responsibility for their use of the property and amenities.
The owners are not responsible for:
Injuries
Lost or stolen items
Misuse of facilities
12. Commercial Filming / Photography
Professional photography, filming, or content creation requires prior written approval and may require a location fee.
13. Maintenance Access
Owners or authorized personnel may access the property when necessary for maintenance, safety, or compliance. Pool maintenance and lawn maintenance is performed once per week. Maintenance staff typically do not have a set schedule nor do they announce themselves please allow them to do their job
14. Violation of House Rules
Failure to follow these rules may result in:
Immediate cancellation of stay
Removal from property
Additional charges for damages or misuse
Loss of security deposit
Our Goal
We want every guest to have a relaxing, memorable stay. These guidelines simply ensure the property can be enjoyed safely and preserved for future guests.
This property is always evolving so please ask any questions prior to your stay as things may have changed.
